website is best viewed on desktop with 16:9 resolution
this site is not mobile friendly. mobile friends can visit my carrd.

i am 21+ and my content may not be suitable for all audiences.

this website contains profanity, drug use, crude humor, violence, possible eye-strain, flashing-gifs, java scripts, auto-playing sound elements, extreme irony & sarcasm.

proceed with caution! *muah*